Archive for September, 2007

I was inked at Village Pop

Posted by cher on September 17th, 2007

This morning, after 8 hours of heavy drinking and 4 hours of light sleep, my friend and I trudged down to the Village to permanently scar our bodies.

We had decided a few days ago that we’d get tattoos on our wrists; something we both knew would make our mothers go ballistic. After asking around for tattoo parlor recommendations and researching online, I decided we’d go to Village Pop Tattoo and Body Piercing.

There was one guy behind the counter and three artists back in the tattoo section. The guy behind the counter was really unfriendly to begin with (and slightly hard to understand), but by the time we left he was chatting us up like we were BFF. I showed him my design and he gave it to an artist, who came out and sketched his own version. Then he swiped my credit card…for $1,003!! Fortunately I actually looked at the receipt before I signed it and he was able to correct his very expensive mistake.

I figured the artist would introduce himself or at least ask me if it was my first time (it was), but he just wordlessly sprayed down the chair and told me to sit. I kept waiting for him to verbally prep me on what was going to happen, but again, nothing. All of the sudden he was dragging a needle across my skin. All the while, there was an odd banter occurring between the three artists as they worked.

Considering this was my first tattoo, I was completely not assured, which was a shitty feeling. I didn’t know what to expect, but it was an intense pain – sort of like a searing and pricking sensation that doesn’t end. I didn’t look down at my wrist once while he was working; I was convinced it was gushing blood. The good news is he worked quickly and efficiently.

Note: I don’t recommend getting a tattoo while you’re hungover. The pain from the needle kind of adds to your lightheadedness and nausea.

The icing on the cake was I had to ask the artist how to care for the tattoo. He wrapped it in gauze and managed to mutter that I needed to put lotion on it for a few days. Umm, ok thanks for the details.

My friend later told me that she found it difficult to work with her artist; she told him three times she didn’t like a part of his sketch, but he was more concerned with what he wanted. We were both pleased with the outcome of our tattoos; however, the experience there left much to be desired.

Bottom line: too expensive, very little communication between artist and customer. Did not feel comfortable or prepared.

But I do have a couple of cute waves on my wrist now…check it out.

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And of course, the two of us:

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‘Cause We are Livin’ in a Material World

Posted by cher on September 13th, 2007

Today I rode with a mass of Mets fans on the 7 train to Shea Stadium during rush hour. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. As I texted my friend from the train, “this is like a fucking game of twister right now.” Legs, arms, smelly body parts…everywhere. Fortunately, as I waited for my friend outside Gate B of the stadium, I saw someone (something?) that definitely lifted my spirits:

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In case you can’t tell, that is a man wearing a very lovely white prom dress, complete with a yellow beard, red stockings, a multi-colored dyed poodle in his arms, and a parrot adorning the top of his head. And he’s parking his bike.

People didn’t attempt to hide their stares as he tooted his horn (literally) and strutted through the crowd. I didn’t attempt to hide my blackberry as I zoomed in and took a picture. I figured, hey, if you’re going to dress up as a crazy, drag form of Madonna, you’ve got to expect some attention. 

This is why I love New York. You never know what you’re going to see next.

Gone Phishin’

Posted by cher on September 11th, 2007

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Today I received the following email:
Dear Cheryl,
I recently saw your resume online and would like you to apply for an Administrative Assistant position with our company. We are World-Voice-News, the fastest growing news site on the web right now.
Cheryl, if you are looking for a real opportunity and a real long-term career with an exciting cutting edge company, you may be the person we are looking for, so apply today!
The power of the Internet is allowing World-Voice-News to launch a worldwide news network, focusing on news reported by local reporters in over 1,000 cities worldwide.
Administrative Assistants perform daily tasks involving the organization of reporter’s stories, general correspondence and other duties as needed.
We offer the following:* Highly competitive salary
* Full Medical, Dental, and Vision benefits.
* Flexibility – you can work your own hours, just as long as you put in at least 40 hours each week.
* Opportunity for rapid advancement.
* Tuition Reimbursements.

The person we are looking for is reliable, consistent, hard working, and has a genuine regard for our readers.

Cheryl, if you feel the Administrative Assistant position is right for you, visit the link below and fill out the online application. (If the link does not work in your e-mail, you may copy and paste the address in your browser.)
http://www.worldvoicesite.com/careers.aspx?A=6225498
Once I receive your online application, I will contact you within one to two business days.

Regards,
Lauren Piccoli
World-Voice-News

I usually delete anything that sounds remotely spam-like, but often monster.com and career builder.com do send me real emails based on my resume. Although I wasn’t interested, I figured I would check out the World Voice News website. After typing in “world voice news” into Google, however, a slew of results containing the words scam and fraud appeared on the screen.
It turns out that World Voice News (formally USA Voice) does not exist; it is instead a phishing scam that takes and sells your information from their “job application”. Read this article for a detailed explanation about phishing.

One victim of this scam even went so far as to write 114 articles for the alleged internet news provider. His emails and calls to ‘management’ regarding payment went unanswered. He began receiving emails from people alerting him that World Voice News was a fraud. To this day he never received payment, but did learn that the address World Voice News was using actually belongs to Newt Gingrich (who has never heard of it or the former USA Voice). Read his full story here.

As of today, many complaints have been filed with different bureaus, including the Internet Crime Complaint Center and the Better Business Bureau. The Washington Post has also written an expose that you can read here. Job search engines such as monster.com and careerbuilder.com have acknowledged that scams exist on their sites (although they are taken down immediately upon discovery) and say that they include warnings against fraud for such reasons.

About 109 million people fell victim to phishing scams in 2006. (Source) Please do your research before giving out any personal information!