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Dear Elvis: I’m so sorry.

Posted by cher on August 10th, 2007

When I saw this commercial for the first time last weekend, I choked on my dinner. My mom was like, “Oh, I guess you hadn’t seen this yet?” Uhh, that would be no. I was horrified! Poor Elvis is rolling in his grave right now.
And by the way, if my husband was sitting around with a bunch of other guys playing instruments and singing about viagra, he wouldn’t have to worry about being impotent: there’s no way he’d be getting laid anyways.

It’s time to cut back on the crack.

Posted by cher on August 2nd, 2007

Bobby – “Bin Laden and Bush Want My Ass”"Famous paranoiac Bobby Brown is still under the impression that Osama Bin Laden and George Bush want him dead. Brown, according to Rush & Molloy, said recently while on tour in Melbourne, “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen … Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.” Brown attributes Bin Laden’s displeasure to a claim last year that public enemy no. 1 had a thing for Bobby’s ex-wife, Whitney Houston. Bobby’s ex-lover, Karrine Steffans, now says he also thinks the President wants him offed as well.” (Source)

Say whattt? The drug effects on D list celebrities are so entertaining.